A Few Pointers
posted on june 12, 2002, tag: random
Advice for a rainy day:
- Don't throw your cigarette onto the roof of the car you're driving in. It's possible this could start an engine fire. That would not be good. Unless you are invincible. Even then, still not good.
- If you decide to walk to lunch, check the weather first. I suggest weather.com. You never know if it will be pouring down rain on the walk back until after you've eaten your cheesecake and feel like a fucking hog.
- If workers are digging a trench next to your building, don't question why they have a bottle of champagne in their cooler. Frankly, after digging a ditch in the rain they deserve to celebrate.
Another good thing to remember is that drinking rain in New Jersey is probably more dangerous than you think.