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Cheez-Its® Not Actually All That Complicated

posted on december 10, 2002, tag: random

Baked Snack CrackersI enjoy Sunshine brand BIG Cheez-Its. They're good. It's like eating at least two or three regular Cheez-Its for each BIG Cheez-It. I'm not too good at math, but I know a good deal when I eat one. One thing that does bother me, however, is the packaging. On the left side of the box, there's a "diagram" of a BIG Cheez-It, with some clever features listed. For instance, the hole in the center is described as "Air Intake: Improves aerodynamics during periods of rapid Cheez-It® consumption." I like that. What I don't like, though, is the last sentence on the side of the box that assumes I'm a stupid fucking mental patient. Click the picture to your right to see what I mean.

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Ellie on 12/10/2002:

I read that title in my head as: "Cheese—It's Not Actually All That Complicated".

Ellie on 12/10/2002:

And then you add a ® mark so I look even more ridiculous and illiterate.

Garrett on 12/10/2002:

Well, I thought it was clear enough the first time... but your comment made me think it wasn't. I was hoping this would clear it up.

Paige on 12/11/2002:

Wait...yr not a stupid fucking mental patient?

Linus on 12/11/2002:

I see Macworld! :)

Garrett on 12/11/2002:

Yes, that's a Macworld magazine under the box. Good eyes.


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