Britney Spears Needs a Man?
posted on july 11, 2003, tag: random
This has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I have seen in a long while. In an MSN article on July 8, Britney Spears admits to having sex with Justin Timberlake during their two-year relationship. But that's not the ridiculous part (come on, everyone knew she was doing it, let's not kid ourselves)—the ridiculous part is a quote near the end of the article. Britney says:
"Yes, I kissed him [Colin Farrell]. Of course I did! He's the cutest, hottest thing in the world — wooh! He's such a bad boy. But it was nothing serious. Seriously, I haven't had a boy in a really long time, and I'm really craving ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice."
Are you telling me Britney Spears is having a hard time finding someone to kiss her? What the fuck? Jesus, she could probably walk into sex if she wasn't wearing pants. I don't understand this for a second. Hell, I bet even the interviewer made a comment like, "Are you fucking nuts? Fuck it, I'll do you right now." What is the world coming to when Britney Spears can't get laid?
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Stacey on 07/11/2003:
hahahaa oh fuck that made me laugh.
Courtney on 07/11/2003:
Oh man, I almost peed in my pants. Wasn't she supposedly going out with Fred Durst?
ninja on 07/11/2003:
Damn, she really has some self-esteem issues, no?
Linus on 07/11/2003:
Brilliant entry. :)
Vin on 07/12/2003:
Yeah me too read it in the morning news paper. Too much mann..heights...she can conduct an interview for one.
Paige on 07/12/2003:
Hmmm, interesting idea for an entry, Garrett...where'd ya come up with it??
p on 07/12/2003:
for the sake of humanity, i volunteer myself to have sex with her. hey, someone has to step up, may as well be me.
Thomas Chai on 07/13/2003:
Since when she gets so horny? What happen to her "I won't lose my virgin b4 I get married"? Guess she change her mind...yeah we all do when we grow older and wiser :)
Gungasdindin on 07/16/2003:
It's amazing that an inciteful, well spoken and thoughtful intellect can inspire debate and reflection on just about any subject without creating an atmosphere of hostility.
Hats off.
Jim on 07/17/2003:
simpley marrrrrvelous