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Some Common Misconceptions

posted on july 15, 2003, tag: random

True:

  • I once ran a website all about Katie Holmes. It was called Katie Holmes Online (KHO).
  • I am left handed.
  • I have a shaved head, and have for a year now.
  • I talk about OS X, weblogging and other technical things too much for my girlfriend.
  • So does [Shawn](http://morrisonfilm.com "MorrisonFilm"), especially when we're all at a local bar and I'm yammering on about xPad.
  • I love movies.

False:

  • I am the current owner of the domain kh-online.com.
  • I write with my hand all curled up as if I were pointing the pencil at myself (like most lefties do).
  • Before I shaved my head, I had hair 25 inches long that I would braid into tails and then whip them around while yelling, "Get out of my way, the hair's out of control!"
  • I created OS X and weblogging and other technical things as well as my girlfriend.
  • Shawn only drinks cranberry juice at bars and often urinates publicly.
  • I wrote and directed E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.
  • ManiacalRage used to be called BonerRage.

Just thought you might like to know is all.

Comments

There are 3 comments, comments are closed

Shawn on 07/15/2003:

"BonerRage" is the greatest name ever.

Ryan Powers on 07/15/2003:

I'm left handed. And I do, in fact, hold my pen like a paranoid freak... I say this becuase it looks, when i'm writing, as though I'm trying to use my whole hand, arm, and a good portion of my body to shield what I'm writing. I can't control it.

I am quite ashamed.

Garrett on 07/15/2003:

Shawn, yes, I agree. I just said it was false, I didn't say it wasn't Boneriffic.

Ryan, I used to be that way too... I just slowly broke the habit and now I only catch myself doing it a tiny bit from time to time. Regardless—lefties unite!


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