Giving Away Gmail
posted on june 21, 2004, tag: web
Final Update: Giveaway is officially closed, see the winners.
If you want an account, please send an email to garrett at maniacalrage dot net with the subject "Gmail Account Please." Your email should include your first and last name and your website URL (if you have one, that is—it's not a requirement). Please also include your favourite joke.
I'm going to give one account to the person with the best joke, and two accounts to random selections.
Comments
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daniel on 06/21/2004:
I will utilize my right and then left click in my wonderful Firefox 0.9 browser.
Jay on 06/22/2004:
President Reagan used to tell this joke:
A Soviet citizen stands in line for three days to requisition a car. On the fourth day he reaches the counter. At last he concludes his transaction. “Congratulations, comrade!” says the Soviet official. “Your automobile will be delivered to you on the fifth of March in the year 2005.” “Morning or afternoon?” inquires the citizen. The official is puzzled. “Why do you ask?” The citizen explains: “The plumber is coming in the morning.”
allways liked that joke, but hooray for communism
Jay on 06/22/2004:
darnit, ok just wanted to say: i allready got a gmail account, i just wanted to share the joke.
Andy on 06/22/2004:
A Man walks into a butchers shop and says to the butcher "Do you like to gamble?". The butcher says "Yeah i like to gamble". Man says "Ok reach up and touch that" (Pointing to a rack of meat near the ceiling). The butcher says "no!" Man says "Why not?", the butcher replies "The steaks are too high!"
The worst are always the best.
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How did I do? Do I win a gmail account?
Garrett on 06/22/2004:
Well, since you didn't follow the instructions, I think I have to disqualify you, Andy. But I liked the joke!
Jonathan on 06/22/2004:
Whoah! The first disqualification already! Garrett is a tough cookie.
SpiLneR on 07/06/2004:
This joke is straight from eddie murphy:
A bear and a rabbit are taking a sht in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "do you mind that sht gets on your fir?" The rabbit replys "not at all!" So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit...